absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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