you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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