Ikea night.
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remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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