As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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