have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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