It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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