How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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