I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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