where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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