Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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