Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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