I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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