i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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