aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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