she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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