I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am in a vortex of obligation.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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