WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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