We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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