he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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