he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Say something about gay babies.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Randomize
