I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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