1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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