Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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