whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Randomize
