drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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