The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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