Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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