I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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