Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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