i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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