So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
