I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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