Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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