come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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