That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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