Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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