Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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