Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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