Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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