How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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