I wish i was in the wii world.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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