You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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