Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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