i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You are a genius and a whore.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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