So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She bit a glass in half.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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