We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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