Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Randomize
