We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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