it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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