I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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