hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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