I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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