i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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