I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
