I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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