we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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